Love Olivia: What She is to Me

Okay, Olivia passed this video along to me with the accompanying explanation, "These 2 went to high school with Billy and me and now they're getting married....this video is him rapping about it....I'm dying..." I think it will be infinitely funnier to you because you actually know the artist of this video, but, even as a complete stranger, I could still really appreciate it. The aahhhh-ing in the background combined with the incredible lyrics ("She was his trash, but now she's my treasure. When she walks in the room, I get instant pleasure.") really makes for a killer wedding announcement...

On a related note, where can I find a man that will rap about me?

Love Olivia: Ellen's Writer Goes Through a Haunted House

I really need to start watching the Ellen show regularly. Olivia posted this on my wall, and I laughed out loud. I may have actually enjoyed it more than most people would because I've been through a haunted house with Brooke.  It pretty much looks exactly like this. Happy Halloween!!

Love, Olivia

Love Ashley: Bitchy Beauty and the Beast

Ashley posted this on my wall and said, "You need to watch this."  Later, my friend Caitlin commented on Ashley's post, "Oh my god, I literally came to Lauren's page to post this exact same thing!! I don't know why but I immediately thought of you Lauren when I saw this :) I'd pay money to watch the whole thing of this with you!"  I'm not totally sure what that says about me - that I'm bitchy and I like Disney maybe?  


Okay, that said, it is HILARIOUS.  It actually kind of seems like something Ashley and I would do if we had the technological know-how...

"A boy and a pig? This town sucks."

Love Nick: Feline Jury Duty

Nick G. wanted me to make sure you saw this:  Cat Summoned for Jury Duty.

I realize the big kicker of this article is that a CAT was summoned for jury duty. I, however, am more amazed by the cat owner's quote: "Sal is a member of the family so I listed him on the last Census..." Who in their right mind thinks of a cat like that?!  Dogs, I could understand, but cats?? (Okay, she did list him under "pets," which indicates she's not completely insane, but still...)

I do wish the owners had just shown up with the cat at jury duty. "Sal is here for his summons..."

Love, Nick

Love Olivia: eHarmony Video Bio aka YOUR GIRLFRIEND

Olivia left this on my wall. It is amazing. Dad watched it with me, and we could not stop laughing.

I'm emailing this girl and letting her know I have a brother who is VERY interested.  I know how you share her cat passion.

Love, Olivia

Love Olivia: So Much Better Cover

Um, this kid is amazing. Olivia knew you would love it. I'm just bugged I can't show you RIGHT NOW!

Love, Olivia

Love Ashley: Happy Jack Pumpkin Dance

These videos come via a one Ashley B., who, as you know, is one of the funniest people alive.  I don't know how she found them, but they are so hilariously weird, which is probably why I like them.  Actually (and this is a quick tangent), today, at church, a kid introduce himself and said that he is going to be in the branch for the summer.  I guess he was here last year summer because Ashley seems to know him.  She leaned over to me and said, "You'll like him.  He's weird and funny."  Apparently, those are my qualifications for friendship and/or romance - weird and funny.  Awesome.  Anyway, these videos are weird and funny.  Enjoy.

I guess this masked pumpkin man showed up on a news show in Omaha, Nebraska one Halloween.

and then he came back for Valentine's Day

and then again for Christmas.  wtf?

Love, Ashley

Love Olivia: This is Hip Hop

Olivia leaves the best stuff on my facebook wall.

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Love, Olivia

Love Aunt Annis: Random Act of Culture

Aunt Annis sent this to me because it is, in a word, awesome.

Love, Aunt Annis

Love Olivia: Cat Massage

Libby posted this on my facebook wall. It is amazing. I can't tell if it's a joke or not. If it is, genuis. If it's not, well then it's all the more amazing.

I love that Champ looks exactly like Chloe. You'll have to try this on her when you get home. You know she'll still be alive...

Love, Olivia

Love Mom and Rauna: The Old Spice Commercial

Mom and Rauna have both sent me spoofs of the Old Spice commercial, and both are pretty clever.  I do so love the Muppets and BYU...

Original Commercial:

Grover:

BYU:

Love, Mom

Love, Rauna

Love Olivia: Marcel the Shell with Shoes On

Olivia sent this video to me.  I don't know how she finds these things, but I'm so glad she does.

MARCEL THE SHELL WITH SHOES ON from Dean Fleischer-Camp on Vimeo.

I love when Marcel is talking to the dog. "Come. I love you. Come with me. Come, come. ahhh ahhhh!" Genius.

Love, Olivia

Love Olivia: Woman Wakes Up To Find Intruder In Bed

Of course Olivia was your first friend to send something to the When Elder Hagee Comes Home blog.  I would expect nothing less!  She thought you'd appreciate this, and after watching it and laughing out loud, I have to agree.

Homeboy.

Love, Olivia

Love Olivia: A Text I Almost Sent You

Olivia said she wanted to text this to you.

1-800-biotch

Love, Olivia