Crafting With Cat Hair

Well, I've found the grossest book ever written - Crafting with Cat Hair. I'm sad to say the title is not a joke. Let me quote from the preface: "If you're like me, you've noticed that a lot of hair comes off when you brush your cat. . . . And so, with all this extra cat hair around the house, I had a thought. If I collected all this cat hair, I could make felt out of it." I'm going to out a limb here and say that's not a normal thought. Let's do these crafts together when you get home, k?